Total Results: 12
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| Name | Scouting Report | Hitting
| Slugging
| Outfield Defense
| Infield Defense
| Speed
| Arm Strength
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| Can turn a casual catch into a scouting combine | | | | | | |
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| Can identify birds, but only incorrectly | | | | | | |
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| Firmly convinced that at least one moon is haunted | | | | | | |
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| Owns a blanket that could legally qualify as a historical artifact | | | | | | |
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| Believes all NPCs deserve better working conditions | | | | | | |
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| Can't look up. | | | | | | |
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| Eats alphabet soup in reverse alphabetical order | | | | | | |
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| Keeps emergency gummy bears nearby at all times | | | | | | |
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| Thinks every vacuum cleaner sounds emotionally upset | | | | | | |
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| Puts the toilet paper roll on backwards. Every time. | | | | | | |
