Total Results: 12
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| Name | Scouting Report | Hitting
| Slugging
| Outfield Defense
| Infield Defense
| Speed
| Arm Strength
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| Thinks every cat understands taxes | | | | | | |
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| Calls every spreadsheet "the matrix" | | | | | | |
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| Does naked yoga. In unrelated news, is not popular with the neighbors. | | | | | | |
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| Still thinks Clippy deserved better | | | | | | |
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| Keeps trying to trigger slow-motion moments in real life | | | | | | |
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| Can never find scissors when needed | | | | | | |
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| Believes every Costco trip is a side quest | | | | | | |
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| Still waiting for someone to challenge them to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel | | | | | | |
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| Actually washes, rinses, and repeats | | | | | | |
