Total Results: 9
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| Name | Scouting Report | Hitting
| Slugging
| Outfield Defense
| Infield Defense
| Speed
| Arm Strength
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| Believes chewing gum adds rotational power | | | | | | |
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| Cries at the top of Ferris wheels | | | | | | |
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| Has absolutely practiced dramatic cape turns without owning a cape | | | | | | |
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| Has attempted Jedi mind tricks in fast food drive-thrus | | | | | | |
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| Can do a bottle flip on the first try... all of the time. | | | | | | |
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| Still upset nobody warned them about adulthood's filler episodes | | | | | | |
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| Still thinks the AOL startup noise was peak technology | | | | | | |
