Total Results: 12
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| Name | Scouting Report | Hitting
| Slugging
| Outfield Defense
| Infield Defense
| Speed
| Arm Strength
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| Has a recurring dream about being naked in downtown Chicago | | | | | | |
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| Has absolutely no indoor voice during sporting events | | | | | | |
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| Can throw footballs farther after yelling "Omaha!" | | | | | | |
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| Carries a loaded set of finger guns everywhere | | | | | | |
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| Nearly failed a history class for insisting trebuchets deserved more respect | | | | | | |
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| MASTER MIME | | | | | | |
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| Can turn warmups into psychological warfare | | | | | | |
